Look ma…fingernails!
For the first time in, oh I dunno...probably ever...I’ve got some fingernails. One hand does, at least, but only because I can’t bend my blasted arm to get the hand up to my mouth.
Of course, I say the same thing about my feet.
Oh there’s gonna be a feast one day.
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Yes maam.

Don’t you dare!
Youre not too big for me to lay a whuppin’ on you!